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Salsa di Mushroom

We were eating very happily, drinking our tea. You make a little something special for me. It smelled so good til’ you opened the lid: A plate of juicy rice with mushroom and squid. We could eat sticks and stones Or, hey, you could even make me a soup from dry bones. But throw a…

F.A.I.N.T.

Just having a little fun! “F” is for the French Fries with a side of ketchup sauce. “A” is for the Apple Pie with that caramel gloss. “I” is for the Ice Cream with chocolate syrup and a cherry. “N” is for the Nachos, so much cheese that they’re buried! “T” is for the Tapioca…

The Best Dressed

Make the most of life. “I win some and I lose some, but I’m Winsome when I win some. Do you wanna win with me? Life goes up, it goes down. When I’m down then I frown. Do you wanna frown with me? Life’s rollercoaster is better with two people. And we can look good…

Chics

You are What You Eat. “My wife eats eggs to make herself smarter. I drink coffee and my heart beats harder. Eggs for breakfast, healthy, it’s true. But whoever said cookies don’t have benefits, too. I’m sugary sweet from the cookies I eat. My body’s nice and hot when coffee’s in the pot. Cookies and…

Biloxi

I don’t know what it means. “My dog ate my proxy. He’s a doxy. We found him on the road driving through Biloxi. Actually, where it might be, I left the proxy in my other jeans. It’s in the car.. and we drove real far… and..I.. don’t think.. Now, what rhymes with far… Truth be…

Neighbors

Neighbors and Our Funny, Sometimes Strange Relationships. They eat your food when you’ve got a lot. Their kids scream and play, running all through your lot. They steal your ideas for holiday decorations. They’re parked in your driveway, testing your patience. You came home from work, they want to talk for an hour. Complaining about…

Catastrophe

Funny Poetry of Food and Oranges. I poked my finger in the skin, a mist of aromatic acid squirts in my face. That makes me want to hurry; I just can’t wait to taste. I can feel the oils from the skin. The firmness of the fruit was just right. Not too soft, not too…