Burgers

Funny Poetry about Food

I went into my favorite burger joint.
And they said, “What’s it gonna be?”
Well, I went into my favorite burger joint.
And they said, “What’s it gonna be?”
I said, “I don’t have to tell ya, boy,
“You already knew when you saw it was me.”

I like to start with a bun,
nice juicy burger,
don’t cook it too long, boy,
that would be murder.
Lettuce and tomato?
No, a salads not why I stopped by.
Just give me the cheese and bacon
and Jalapenos, the kind that make you cry.

You already know why I came.
That’s my trademark meal.
Ya, you already know why I came.
That’s my Trademark meal.
So don’t ask me no silly questions, boy.
And don’t forget that food discount coupon deal.

I tried to get a drink.
They showed me this crazy machine.
It’s got a thousand options
on a crazy little touch screen.
How do I find what I want?
When there’s so many options to choose from.
I just went straight down the lines
and did a little bit of each and every one.

I went into my favorite burger joint.
And they said, “What’s it gonna be?”
I went into my favorite burger joint.
And they said, “What’s it gonna be?”
I said, “Don’t be funny, boy,
“You already knew when you saw it was me.”

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